Quote of the Day Archive

08/12/2003
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!!"
-Homer Simpson-

09/12/2003
" A real friend is the one who walks in
when the rest of the world walks out."
-Walter Winchel-

10/12/2003
" Never start frowning because you never know
who's falling in love with your smile "

11/12/2003
" Do not wait for ideal circumstances,
nor for the best opportunities,
they will never come."
-Janet Erskine Stuart-

12/12/2003
" Everyone of us was born a star.
We just need to learn how to shine."
-Nina's mum (from Neighbours)-

13/12/2003
"Kindness is loving people more than they deserve."
-Joseph Joubert (1754-1824)-

19/12/2003
" The whole problem with the world is that fools and
fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and
wiser people so full of doubts. "
-Bertrand Russell-

20/12/2003
" Losing is a ladder. Winning is a bridge.
Experience is a lesson. "

22/12/2003
"Some people read because they cannot think for themselves."
-Rodmilla-

23/12/2003
" A failure is a man who has blundered but
is not able to cash in on the experience. "
-Elbert Hubbard-

24/12/2003
"In a courtroom, whoever tells the best story wins."
-Amistad (Dreamworks)-

29/12/2003
" Live your life in the manner that
you would like your kids to live theirs. "
-Michael Levine-

30/12/2003
" Thinking is what a great many people think they are doing
when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. "
-William James-

13/01/2004
" The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war,
thereby causing no more war. "
-George W. Bush-

14/01/2004
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
-Homer Simpson-

16/01/2004
"To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act."
-Anatole France-

22/01/2004
" The problem with jogging is that, by the time you realise
you are not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back. "
-Franklin P. Jones-

23/01/2004
"Silence is golden, when you can't think of a good answer."
-Muhammad Ali-

30/01/2004
" The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than
the man who reads nothing but newspaper. "
-Thomas Jefferson-

02/02/2004
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
-James Thurber-

05/02/2004
"Money changes people just as often as it changes hands."
-Al Batt-

06/02/2004
"The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."
-William James-

09/02/2004
" Much of the vitality in friendship lies in the honouring of
differences, not simply in the enjoyment of similarities. "
-James L. Fredericks-

10/02/2004
" A true friend will see you through,
when others see that you are through. "
-Laurence J Peter-

11/02/2004
" In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything
and two minus one equals nothing."
-Mignon McLaughlin-

12/02/2004
" Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of future,
concentrate the mind on the present moment. "
-Buddha-

13/02/2004
" Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl,
and discovering that she looks like a haddock. "
-John Barrymore-

17/02/2004
"All men who achieved great things have been great dreamers."
-Orison Swett Marden-

18/02/2004
" Action may not always bring happiness,
but there is no happiness without action. "
-Benjamin Disraeli-

19/02/2004
"The definition of beautiful woman is one who loves me."
-Sloan Wilson-

20/02/2004
" You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,
but she is beautiful because you love her.
-Anon-

23/02/2004
"A lie told often enough becomes truth."
-Lenin-

24/02/2004
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy-

26/02/2004
"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
-James Bond-

27/02/2004
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."
-Roger Babson-

01/03/2004
" There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery.
You can't do business from there. "
-Colonel Sanders-

02/03/2004
" If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. "
-Chinese Proverb-

03/03/2004
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
-Les Brown-

04/03/2004
"Money, the root of all evil...but the cure for all sadness."
-Mike Gill-

05/03/2004
" The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose,
you have lost. "
-George Shultz-

08/03/2004
"If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing."
-Bill Shankly-

09/03/2004
" You can complain because roses have thorns,
or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. "
-Ziggy-

10/03/2004
" Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. "
-William Jennings Bryan-

11/03/2004
" The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit. "
-Nelson Henderson-

12/03/2004
"Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit."
-Khalil Gibran-

15/03/2004
"Never look down on anybody unless you are helping him up."
-Jesse Jackson-

16/03/2004
"After the verb 'to Love', 'to Help' is the most beautiful verb in the world."
-Bertha von Suttner-

17/03/2004
"You can never plan the future by the past."
-Edmund Burke-

18/03/2004
" You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. "
-Naguib, Mahfouz-

19/03/2004
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
-Bart Simpson-

22/03/2004
" Much of the vitality in friendship lies in the honouring of differences,
not simply in the enjoyment of similarities. "
-James L. Fredericks-

23/03/2004
" The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen
or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. "
-Hellen Keller-

24/03/2004
"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go."
-Oscar Wilde-

26/03/2004
"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."
-Buddha-

29/03/2004
" Obstables are those frightful things you see
when you take your eyes off your goal. "
-Henry Ford-

30/03/2004
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt-

31/03/2004
"It ain't braggin' if you can back it up."
-Dizzy Dean-

01/04/2004
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle-

02/04/2004
"Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results."
-Jerry Flint-

05/04/2004
"Wine is light, held together by water."
-Galileo-

06/04/2004
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin-

07/04/2004
"Television; A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
-Ernie Kovacs-

14/04/2004
" It is the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. "
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

15/04/2004
" The only way you can truly control how you're seen is by being honest all the time. "
-Tom Hanks-

19/04/2004
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-German Proverb-

20/04/2004
"Those who can't dance blame it on the flute and the drum."
-Thai Proverb-

21/04/2004
"Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun."
-Don Marquis-

22/04/2004
"A diplomat is a man, who always remembers a woman's brithday, but never remembers her age."
-Robert Frost-

23/04/2004
"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you."
-"Cheers"-

26/04/2004
"Mobile phones are the only subjects on which men boast about who's got the smallest."
-Neil Kinnock-

27/04/2004
"The road to a friend's house is never long."
-Danish Proverb-

28/04/2004
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
-Mahatma Gandhi-

29/04/2004
"I do not believe things happen accidently. I believe you earn them."
-Madeleine Albright-

04/04/2004
"Do not follow other people's footsteps if you want to have your own footprint."
-Johnie Walker-

05/05/2004
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
-Mother Theresa-

06/05/2004
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day."
-Dean Martin-

07/05/2004
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman-

08/05/2004
"The problem with future is that it keeps turning into present."
-Hobbes-

10/05/2004
"A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes design that works with as few original ideas as possible."
-Freeman Dyson-

11/05/2004
"If you don't have a dream, how are you going to make a dream come true?"
-Oscar Hammerstein-

13/05/2004
"Science may never be able to prove or disprove the existence of God, but it can make him irrelevant."
-D. Bailey-

14/05/2004
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing."
-Charles Celeb Colton-

17/05/2004
"We would worry less about what others think of us if we realise how seldom they do it."
-Ethel Barret-

18/05/2004
"As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death."
-Leonardo da Vinci-

19/05/2004
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the next thing you do? Turn out the light."
-Robert Orben-

20/05/2004
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett-

26/05/2004
"Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened."
-unknown-

27/05/2004
"If every word I said made you smile, I'd talk forever."
-Uncle Jesse-

28/05/2004
"To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world."
-Mahatma Gandhi-

02/06/2004
"Words have power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world."
-Buddha-

10/06/2004
"...sleeping with two girls at the same time, it..it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out."
-Rubin (Road Trip)-

11/06/2004
"Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. ... it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, ..."
-E.L. (Road Trip)-

23/06/2004
"Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable?"
-Mia (Pulp Fiction)-

24/06/2004
"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."
-Mia (Pulp Fiction)-

25/06/2004
"Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't."
-Daniel (Love Actually)-

28/06/2004
"Before my time is done, I will look down on your corpse and smile."
-Achilles (Troy)-

29/06/2004
"All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!" -Robbie (The Wedding Singer)-

30/06/2004
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying."
-anonymous-

01/07/2004
"Every disadvantage has an advantage."
-Johan Cryff-

06/07/2004
"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel."
-Anonymous-

08/07/2004
"Never say good-bye if you still want to try, never give up if you still feel you can go on , never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go."
-Anonymous-

12/07/2004
"There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that special someone."
-Anonymous-

13/07/2004
"Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
-Jules Renard-

14/07/2004
"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole-

13/10/2004
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-Dennis Ritchie-

09/02/2005
"It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy."
-Millhouse (on falling in love)-

13/02/2005
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
-Homer Simpson-

14/02/2005
"I will not yell `She's Dead' during roll call."
-Bart Simpson (writing on the blackboard)-

15/02/2005
"Vampires are make beliefs, just like elves, gremlins and eskimos."
-Homer Simpson-

17/02/2005
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
-Ralph Wiggum-

18/02/2005
"Operator! Give me the number for 911"
-Homer Simpson-

21/02/2005
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
-George W Bush-

22/02/2005
"He's my favourite fictional character."
-Homer Simpson (talking about God)-

23/02/2005
"Man is what he believes."
-Anton Chekhov-

24/02/2005
"One must desire something to be alive."
-Margaret Deland-

25/02/2005
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Mathew Broderick (as Ferris Bueller)-

28/02/2005
"There's something about the painted face and the fake smile. There seems to be a darkness lurking under the surface."
-Johnny Depp (on clowns)-

01/03/2005
"A triangle's not a friendly shape ... it's a point, it has sharp edges ... triangles hurt people..."
-Seth Cohen (The O.C.)-

02/03/2005
"Sailing is so not like the fastest way to get anywhere."
-Summer Roberts (The O.C.)-

04/03/2005
"You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it."
-Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the City)-

08/03/2005
"No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to."
-Lynn Johnston-

09/03/2005
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. "
-Homer Simpson-

11/03/2005
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
-Aldous Huxley-

14/03/2005
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
-Muhammad Ali-

16/03/2005
"Everybody has plans...until they get hit."
-Mike Tyson-

22/03/2005
"Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!"
-Mike Myers (Wayne's World)-

08/07/2005
"Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in."
-Amy Lowell-

11/07/2005
"Without a piano I don't know how to stand, don't know what to do with my hands."
-Norah Jones-

12/07/2005
"Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves."
-Drew Barrymore-

13/07/2005
"Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to be quite true." -Samuel L Jackson-

14/07/2005
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"
-Tiger Woods-

15/07/2005
"Focus on remedies, not faults."
-Jack Nicklaus-

19/07/2005
"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."
-Sam Snead-

21/07/2005
"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker."
-Buddha-

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